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straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.

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straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal

What a fucking nerd

Me talking about someone I love  (via katisque)

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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Reblogging again, important info about how to tell if the guy you’re making out with is a bastard or not.

ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

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More Boat Pictures

I need to be more original regarding my photosets

Some quick tips for shooting from a boat:

  • Water will reflect light; double check your ISO and make sure none of your levels are peaking. 
  • On particularly sunny days, the lighting is extra harsh. It may be necessary to compensate with a few stops so that shadows and highlights are both exposed correctly. 
  • Your shots will be extra unsteady. I take a few snaps for each of the shots I want. With that in mind, don’t forget to level your photo in post (the horizon is an excellent ruler to use). 
  • Remember the rule of thirds and the golden ratio. Make use of negative space to bring the viewer’s eye to your subject. 
  • For a unique look, play with tones and curves. Usually, clouds are white and water is blue on a boat. I like to play with those two the most - not enough to look odd, but enough to look distinct. Twisting hue or tone and shaping the blue curve are ways to do that. 

Photo by Bryce

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